Jswipe

There’s a new Jewish dating app called jswipe. If you swipe left a notification pops up saying, “what, you think you’re too good for her?”

dating

Dates

It bugs me that paying for a meal or a drink correlates to whether you’re on a date or not.  Why does it have to be something financial?  I wish it was something simpler, like holding the door open.  If you hold it open, its a date.

Cards

My friend just got married so I got his wife a wedding card and got him a get well soon card.

corny

Train Ride

Just gave an old lady my seat on the train. She blessed me by looking at me and doing the hand movement of a cross. Definitely took my seat back.

goodjewishboy

Basketball at union square in sf.  Too much fun.

Basketball at union square in sf. Too much fun.

One of the many reasons why I dont mind walking 2.7 miles to a show.  #sf

One of the many reasons why I dont mind walking 2.7 miles to a show. #sf

sf

Me looking at someone’s dish and thinking, “maaaaan that ish aint kosher.”  #offthegrid

Me looking at someone’s dish and thinking, “maaaaan that ish aint kosher.” #offthegrid

offthegrid

Educated Guss

My friend said, “If I had to make an educated guess, I would say-“ 

I cut him off right away because he dropped out of high school and told him, “If I had to make an educated guess I would guess that your educated guess is just a guess.”

He was confused. 

Told them at my new day job I love karaoke and they made a portrait of me doing stand up.   So frustrating

Told them at my new day job I love karaoke and they made a portrait of me doing stand up. So frustrating