You’re Hot

Was walking to my apartment and two dudes said I’m hot making that four guys saying I’m attractive since I moved to SF and 0 girls saying that to me. This can only mean one thing, girls have horrible taste.

There’s a gentleman named Rex who lives in the same neighborhood as mine.  Today we are having a potluck celebrating his birthday.  Rex is homeless.

There’s a gentleman named Rex who lives in the same neighborhood as mine. Today we are having a potluck celebrating his birthday. Rex is homeless.

Wow.  Definitely didnt think of putting humble for H when I was 8.  What can I say, I was a telinted kid.

Wow. Definitely didnt think of putting humble for H when I was 8. What can I say, I was a telinted kid.

Mr. Welch

I met a guy named Mr. Welch, and he said I can call him Mr.W for short.  I told him, that’s false.  

Jswipe

There’s a new Jewish dating app called jswipe. If you swipe left a notification pops up saying, “what, you think you’re too good for her?”

dating

Dates

It bugs me that paying for a meal or a drink correlates to whether you’re on a date or not.  Why does it have to be something financial?  I wish it was something simpler, like holding the door open.  If you hold it open, its a date.

Cards

My friend just got married so I got his wife a wedding card and got him a get well soon card.

corny

Train Ride

Just gave an old lady my seat on the train. She blessed me by looking at me and doing the hand movement of a cross. Definitely took my seat back.

goodjewishboy

Basketball at union square in sf.  Too much fun.

Basketball at union square in sf. Too much fun.